rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via laugh-addict)

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1 day ago

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:We cool?
Spider:Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:So...can I get out now?
Spider:Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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Rachel Naomi Remen  (via thatkindofwoman)

"The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will blossom like flowers." - Thich Nhat Hanh (via culturejolt)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via laughingisbetter)

The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention.
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1 day ago

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via depressed-th0ughts)

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1 day ago

(via the-psycho-cutie)

(Source: an-ti-grav-i-ty, via divine--lesbians)

I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.
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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

(Source: gifak-net, via misha-effing-collins)

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